Team fortress 2 new update 2012

We don't host bloody dinner parties, is my point, and we don't make big bloody statues in effigy to our bloody selves. Well, nobody bothered to tell the folks at Gaming Heads, since they only went ahead and turned me into a fourteen-inch-tall embarrassment to professionals everywhere. Two months ago Saxton Hale showed up at my door with a clipboard, a pen, and some girl he claimed was his niece, asking me to pledge five dollars for a charity walk.

I wish I'd read the fine print, since Mann Co. Anyway, the statue's out now, so if your daughter already has dolls that cry and soil themselves, why not buy her one that kills people for money? Give her a career goal. Because I guarantee you wetting your pants is not a paying job. In case you miss it, go ahead and rewind to the beginning.

That not exciting enough for you? Mann Co. Store winter sale! This should stop players getting stuck in each other. This is currently in limited testing. What you just experienced was a brave new frontier in Halloween scaring technology: personalized terror! Admittedly, much like the Human Genome Project, this is going to take some time. So everybody be patient - you'll all be scared eventually.

Also, if any of you know Aaron B. Last year, gifts spawned publicly and could be claimed by whoever got there first. This year, players will receive private gift spawns that they can grab at their leisure without having to race everyone on the server for them.

The end. Directed and programmed by John Carpenter. Those of you who follow the private lives of TF2's mercenaries might be aware that Soldier's had an ongoing roommate problem.

Specifically, his problem is that his roommate is a powerful magician. Things reach their logical, terrifying conclusion in a comic we call Since We've upgraded our matchmaking system and given a huge boost to our server count, reducing the average wait for Mann Up Mode down to a minute or less, and Boot Camp to around two minutes. So you should be able to get in to play a lot faster, and get matched up with people a lot closer to you.

Also, guess whose birthday it is? Did you guess Team Fortress or Valve? Well, technically sure, both are sixteen years old today. But more importantly, today is the birthday of high-wattage Hollywood megastar Steve Guttenberg, who is probably years old today, if we had to guess. In celebration of all of these birthdays, and birthdays in general, Birthday Mode is active in the game!

Happy sweet sixteen, everybody! We're not going anywhere! Long term, we mean. Short term we are going somewhere, because Team Fortress is now old enough to drive, so we're gonna go Tokyo Drift over to the cake store.